Dante Funny: Man in Hospital After Smelling Socks

I…I don’t know what to tell you. I wish I was making this up. But, no. This guy ended up in the hospital after getting a lung infection because he was smelling his sweaty socks. Every. Day.

The story comes from The Mirror.

I don’t understand the why. I understand the how. The how was that his feet were so sweaty and, basically, FILTHY that he developed a fungal infection on his feet. By smelling his socks every day after coming home from work, he began to inhale those spores and boom; infection.

Sick. I can’t even. I just CAN’T. WON’T. 

Bro, have you been cleaning yourself? Like, what’s going on, here? And why are you sniffing socks? I don’t think I’ve heard of this before. Who sniffs old used socks for sh*ts and giggles? What!?

Why would you do this? Turns you on? Releases something in the brain that allows you to relax? How did this start? Did someone suggest this to you? Was it an accident?

At the end of the article, it talked about how some girl had a “Sock Daddy” (like a Sugar Daddy). This guy was ready to buy her sweaty socks. So, I decided to look this story up, too. I couldn’t find anything after about an hour so I said forget it.

Sock Daddy? That dude needs to pay attention to what happened to this guy. Wait a minute…………………..what if it’s the same guy!?

Alright, I gotta go.


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