Dante Offers Odd Words of Wisdom That You Probably Shouldn’t Take Seriously

Ah, hello. Come, take a seat on this suspiciously rotten looking wooden chair. Inhale that dead body scent. I have something to tell you and I want you to take this with you for your everyday life. Disclaimer: I have no freaking idea what I’m talking about! Are you ready? It’s okay to pee on… read more

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Dear Cookie…

Dear Cookie, How long have we known each other now? 15 years or so? Seems like forever. I would have called but I didn’t have the guts. And seeing you in the flesh wouldn’t gone well either. I need a break. It’s not me; it’s you. You’re too sweet to me. Chocolate chip? Sugar? Peanut… read more

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Dante Writes: What Are Friends?

A surprise 4th of July post has me talking about what friends are. Make sure you listen to my Dante Talks episode talking about why I’m built to be a loner in this world. Back in elementary school, I didn’t have many friends. I was in public school from K-2nd grade. I had a best… read more

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Dante Writes: My Make You Laugh Bucket List

I love to make people laugh. I love seeing people’s face and hearing the laughter roar out. But I want my comedy to be powerful. And I want people to laugh a certain way. I present to you, my list of ways to make you laugh; and I want to do it before I die.… read more

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Time for a Patreon?

Hey…yeah, so I was thinking for a week or so. Should I start a Patreon? I keep saying “no”. But, I follow a lot of people that have it and, when they talk about how they use it, I sort of get the idea that perhaps this is something that I could use. The biggest… read more

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Dante Writes, Dante Talks, Dante Records, Dante Shares, and Dante Funny

Dante, Dante, Dante. It’s a website about me, so ya darn right I’m gonna use me. It’s named after me. It’s all about me. So, you may have noticed different posts with my name and then something. Let’s talk about them. Dante Writes Ah, Dante Writes. Once upon a time, when I was a sports… read more

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Dante Writes: Rant: Marriage

It’s really tiresome that we live in this type of world where we’re just on the verge of having this big orgy. I mean, really. This guy is sleeping this girl who slept with his cousin who had an affair with his wife who banged your ex-girlfriend’s brother or something I don’t even know anymore.… read more

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Dalanel Updates: New Features

So, I wanted to share some updates with you. I’m trying to fill out the website/theme’s post types. So, in case you haven’t noticed, the blog’s theme, Collections, specializes in showing off the following: Articles Videos Audio Images Quotes Links So far, I have consistent content for the Articles (Dante Writes) and Audio (Dante Talks).… read more

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Dalanel Breaks Viewing Record

Good news! Dalanel has had its best day in five years. FIVE YEARS. Of course, this website wasn’t even close to what it is today, as back in 2014, it was a central hub for all of the blogs I ran at the time. But, I rarely devoted time to this space during that time.… read more

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Dante Writes: Am I Called to be A Minister?

No, this isn’t a Dante’s Opinion post…unless you consider me answering my own question the same as answering from others. This is a post years in the making. But, a couple of weeks ago, I finally ran into something that made me stop and think. Being a Christian minister is something I currently don’t see… read more

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